Thinking & Feeling

“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.” Horace Walpole

Monday 8 December 2008

Just another day at work

S: 'Jeremie has a massive skill-set'
Me: 'NOW you tell me! Why did you let him leave!?'

S to DBA: 'Oracle Administration is a Cluster Fuck of note.'
Me: *snigger*
S: 'What?'
Me: 'Never a dull mental image in this place!'

S: 'I just interviewed a guy. Good skills, but he'd never fit in here. He is far too conservative'
Me: 'Yeah he'd never survive here then'
S: 'Hell no'
Me: 'I guess you could send us on Appropriateness Training....?'
S: 'Erm, I think it would be far easier to turn someone evil than to try make us good.'

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